Hello
You’ve got something on your face…
Gee, thanks for pointing it out. I don’t know what I would of done without your help. I am forever in your debt for this great and noble deed you have done good sir. Please, let me bathe you in a shiny golden tub and scrub your feet. Please allow me to give you endless amounts of full body messages, because you have given me a whole new perspective in life, you’ve given me meaning. I now have something to look forward to when the next day arrives, because thanks to you, I now know that there was something on my face. I hope somebody high up reads this so that they can catch the next plane out to them, and give them a medal.
Hey man, no problem, just trying to help.
HE WANTS TO GIVE YOU MESSAGES. MESSAGES!!!!!!!!