victorlewis85: deepbreathsanddeath: victorlewis85: deepbreathsanddeath: Hello You’ve got something on your face… Gee, thanks for pointing it out. I don’t know what I would of done without your help. I am forever in your debt for this great and noble deed you have done good sir. Please, let me bathe you in a shiny golden tub and scrub your feet. Please allow me to give you endless amounts of full body messages, because you have given me a whole new perspective in life, you’ve given me meaning. I now have something to look forward to when the next day arrives, because thanks to you, I now know that there was something on my face. I hope somebody high up reads this so that they can catch the next plane out to them, and give them a medal. Hey man, no problem, just trying to help. HE WANTS TO GIVE YOU MESSAGES. MESSAGES!!!!!!!!

victorlewis85:

deepbreathsanddeath:

victorlewis85:

deepbreathsanddeath:

Hello

You’ve got something on your face…

Gee, thanks for pointing it out. I don’t know what I would of done without your help. I am forever in your debt for this great and noble deed you have done good sir. Please, let me bathe you in a shiny golden tub and scrub your feet. Please allow me to give you endless amounts of full body messages, because you have given me a whole new perspective in life, you’ve given me meaning. I now have something to look forward to when the next day arrives, because thanks to you, I now know that there was something on my face. I hope somebody high up reads this so that they can catch the next plane out to them, and give them a medal.

Hey man, no problem, just trying to help.

HE WANTS TO GIVE YOU MESSAGES. MESSAGES!!!!!!!!

3 months ago
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    lol what a fucking asshole. He’s not even cute.
  3. shelbiannie reblogged this from victorlewis85 and added:
    What’s a body message? I think you meant massage there kiddo.
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    HE WANTS TO GIVE YOU MESSAGES. MESSAGES!!!!!!!!
  5. filthrations reblogged this from victorlewis85 and added:
    hey I’m just wondering, what’s a full body message? like do you send messages to my entire body? that’s a lot of...
  6. victorlewis85 reblogged this from deepbreathsanddeath and added:
    Hey man, no problem, just trying to help.
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    start following you.
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  15. sailyourships said: you are so damn cute haha
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    cute c:
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    Gee, thanks for pointing it out. I don’t know what I would of done without your help. I am forever in your debt for this...
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